Scumbag Cat

Pesters you all morning for treats Throws them up on your carpet five minutes after eating them

Pesters you all morning for treats Throws them up on your carpet five minutes after eating them
  Scumbag Cat

Ignores you all day Sits on your lap when you have to pee

Ignores you all day Sits on your lap when you have to pee  Scumbag Cat

Has many fancy and expensive toys Favorite toy is a bottle cap

Has many fancy and expensive toys  Favorite toy is a bottle cap  Scumbag Cat

Won't poop with you watching Watches you poop

Won't poop with you watching Watches you poop  Scumbag Cat

Sleeps 16 hours a day 0 hours a night

Sleeps 16 hours a day 0 hours a night  Scumbag Cat

You scratch my back I'll claw your eyes

You scratch my back I'll claw your eyes  Scumbag Cat

Wakes you up at 7:30 Sleeps from 8 'til noon

Wakes you up at 7:30 Sleeps from 8 'til noon  Scumbag Cat

presents belly in gesture of good will claws you when you pet belly

presents belly in gesture of good will claws you when you pet belly  Scumbag Cat

Only wants affection on your laptop keyboard with an essay due in 20 minutes

Only wants affection on your laptop keyboard with an essay due in 20 minutes  Scumbag Cat

Sleeping when you want to play playing when you want to sleep

Sleeping when you want to play playing when you want to sleep  Scumbag Cat