Scumbag Fire

Spent match can start a house fire takes 2 boxes of matches, a week's worth of newspapers and a metric shitton of kindling to light a fire on purpose

Spent match can start a house fire takes 2 boxes of matches, a week's worth of newspapers and a metric shitton of kindling to light a fire on purpose  Scumbag Fire

Hottest thing on earth can't burn a ball cap

Hottest thing on earth can't burn a ball cap  Scumbag Fire

Burns People

Burns People   Scumbag Fire

Keeps you nice and warm Also kills you

Keeps you nice and warm Also kills you  Scumbag Fire

"why don't you try roasting marshmellows?" Burns them

   Scumbag Fire

Is smoking Always in the direction you sit...Always

Is smoking Always in the direction you sit...Always  Scumbag Fire

Driveway full of dead leaves doused in gasoline Instant chaos

Driveway full of dead leaves doused in gasoline Instant chaos  Scumbag Fire

Takes hours of rubbing sticks to make a campfire One cigarette burns down the forrest

Takes hours of rubbing sticks to make a campfire One cigarette burns down the forrest  Scumbag Fire

Produces deadly Carbon Monoxide Gas Only source of heat.

Produces deadly Carbon Monoxide Gas Only source of heat.   Scumbag Fire
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