Scumbag Gordon Freeman

Gets frozen in time for over 20 years by a man in a suit Tells no one

Gets frozen in time for over 20 years by a man in a suit Tells no one  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

jump in train break the laws of physics

jump in train break the laws of physics     Scumbag Gordon Freeman

"We dont go to ravenholm" Goes to Ravenholm

Wears Glasses Never loses them

Wears Glasses Never loses them
  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

Nice engine you got there...

Nice engine you got there...   Scumbag Gordon Freeman

Wore Thick Framed Black glasses before it was cool

Wore Thick Framed Black glasses  before it was cool  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

Goes to work Starts an alien invasion, military takeover, and the murder of thousands of people

Goes to work Starts an alien invasion, military takeover, and the murder of thousands of people  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

Can escape from city 17 and kill hundreds of combines Cant climb chain link fence

Can escape from city 17 and kill hundreds of combines  Cant climb chain link fence  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

thank you allan

thank you allan  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

Gman must some sort of overpowerful Alien Is the one carrying 3 times his weight in weapons and ammo, killing entire US army and Reviving every time he needs to

Gman must some sort of overpowerful Alien Is the one carrying 3 times his weight in weapons and ammo, killing entire US army and Reviving every time he needs to  Scumbag Gordon Freeman