Scumbag Lawyer

"Your Honor, we filed this motion because we had a deadline for filing motions."

Works on Contingency? No, money down!

Works on Contingency? No, money down!  Scumbag Lawyer

says he hopes you're not in an accident his business relies on you being in an accident

says he hopes you're not in an accident his business relies on you being in an accident  Scumbag Lawyer

Asks you questions takes them out of context and uses them in court

Asks you questions takes them out of context and uses them in court  Scumbag Lawyer

"will fight for your justice" will go to lunch

Is A Lawyer

Is A Lawyer  Scumbag Lawyer