Scumbag Lt John Pike

You have the right to remain silent Anything you say or do will be used against you in a court of law.

You have the right to remain silent Anything you say or do will be used against you in a court of law.  Scumbag Lt John Pike

The law? I am the law

The law? I am the law  Scumbag Lt John Pike

I said stand back! You violent, violent people.

I said stand back! You violent, violent people.   Scumbag Lt John Pike

4th amendment? not taught in my barn

4th amendment? not taught in my barn  Scumbag Lt John Pike

New product, "Spray Bacon." It's made of "Me."

New product,

Don't worry, it's pizza sauce. we just want to make sure you're eating your vegetables

Don't worry, it's pizza sauce. we just want to make sure you're eating your vegetables  Scumbag Lt John Pike

Nothing to see here... move along, move along...

Nothing to see here... move along, move along...  Scumbag Lt John Pike

The FDA has declared pepper spray to be a vegetable... Welcome to the New World Soup Kitchen.

The FDA has declared pepper spray to be a vegetable... Welcome to the New World Soup Kitchen.  Scumbag Lt John Pike

I have QUAD-BOOB. BUT I CAN DAAAANCE!!!

I have QUAD-BOOB.  BUT I CAN DAAAANCE!!!  Scumbag Lt John Pike

Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting

Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting  Scumbag Lt John Pike
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