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Scumbag Nailclipper

Hey i thought i'd hang out everywhere you look until you actually need me

Hey i thought i'd hang out everywhere you look until you actually need me Scumbag Nailclipper
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Oh, you're trying to collect your clippings in a pile and then throw them away? I'll just launch them across the room as you clip.

Oh, you're trying to collect your clippings in a pile and then throw them away? I'll just launch them across the room as you clip. Scumbag Nailclipper
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Oh, you wanted me to cut through that? I thought you just wanted it embossed

Oh, you wanted me to cut through that? I thought you just wanted it embossed Scumbag Nailclipper
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Lets cut your nails one side better than the other

Lets cut your nails one side better than the other Scumbag Nailclipper
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Oh, you have a garbage can for your nail clippings let me just shoot those all over the floor

Oh, you have a garbage can for your nail clippings let me just shoot those all over the floor Scumbag Nailclipper
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i'm sorry, your toenail is too thick and crusty for me perhaps guinness will be interested?

i'm sorry, your toenail is too thick and crusty for me perhaps guinness will be interested? Scumbag Nailclipper
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