Scumbag Printer

You want to print something? First let me play you the song of my people

You want to print something? First let me play you the song of my people  Scumbag Printer

Out of Color Ink Won't scan

Out of Color Ink Won't scan  Scumbag Printer

Yellow ink empty refuses to print black and white document

Yellow ink empty refuses to print black and white document  Scumbag Printer

You want to print black and white? Thats too bad. you are out of yellow.

You want to print black and white? Thats too bad. you are out of yellow.   Scumbag Printer

Slight curl in paper Explodes

Slight curl in paper Explodes  Scumbag Printer

one page document you say? here's a second blank page for good measure

one page document you say? here's a second blank page for good measure  Scumbag Printer

Sure, I'll cancel your print job as soon as I'm done printing

Sure, I'll cancel your print job as soon as I'm done printing  Scumbag Printer

Oh, you need your resume for a job interview in an hour Fuck you I'm broken

Oh, you need your resume for a job interview in an hour Fuck you I'm broken  Scumbag Printer

Wants to print in black and white Doesn't print - needs cyan catridge

Wants to print in black and white Doesn't print - needs cyan catridge  Scumbag Printer

You want to print something? let me just "get ready" by making loud noises and jerking off $5 worth of your ink in here

You want to print something? let me just