Scumbag Professor Oak

Grew up in Johto Tells children there are only 150 Pokemon

Grew up in Johto Tells children there are only 150 Pokemon  Scumbag Professor Oak

sends two kids to complete pokedex doesn't tell them that there's only one of each legendary pokemon

sends two kids to complete pokedex doesn't tell them that there's only one of each legendary pokemon  Scumbag Professor Oak

I want you to catch 'em all No you can't have that spare one left on my desk

I want you to catch 'em all No you can't have that spare one left on my desk  Scumbag Professor Oak

catches a Pikachu before your eyes you will never find a Pikachu again

catches a Pikachu 
before your eyes you will never find 
a Pikachu again  Scumbag Professor Oak

Has a vast knowledge of almost every pokemon in existence Doesn't know grandson's name

  Has a vast knowledge of almost every pokemon in existence  Doesn't know grandson's name  Scumbag Professor Oak

tells you to use pokemon of different types 4 best trainers in the world don't

tells you to use pokemon of different types 4 best trainers in the world don't  Scumbag Professor Oak

this is my grandson FUCKCUNT

this is my grandson FUCKCUNT  Scumbag Professor Oak

Knows the names of all 150 pokemon Forgets his grandsons's name

Knows the names of all 150 pokemon Forgets his grandsons's name  Scumbag Professor Oak

Are you a boy or a girl

Are you a boy or a girl  Scumbag Professor Oak

here take this pikachu by the way, first gym leader uses rock/ground types

here take this pikachu  by the way, first gym leader uses rock/ground types  Scumbag Professor Oak