Scumbag Santa

Enjoys the view of Africa As he flies over it

Enjoys the view of Africa As he flies over it  Scumbag Santa

Scumbag Santa Only gives expensive toys to wealthy kids

Scumbag Santa Only gives expensive toys to wealthy kids  Scumbag Santa

Elves make all the gifts Only his name goes on the present

Elves make all the gifts Only his name goes on the present  Scumbag Santa

works one day a year spends the rest of the year judging you

works one day a year spends the rest of the year judging you  Scumbag Santa

Takes Credit for all the presents your parents buy

Takes Credit for all the presents your parents buy  Scumbag Santa

the holidays are about: upvotes, naked chicks, confession bears

the holidays are about: upvotes, naked chicks, confession bears  Scumbag Santa

Knows where all the bad girls live keeps it to himself

Knows where all the bad girls live keeps it to himself
  Scumbag Santa

Gives presents to kids all over the world Skips Jews

Gives presents to kids all over the world Skips Jews  Scumbag Santa

Doesn't exist Still eats your cookies and milk

Doesn't exist Still eats your cookies and milk  Scumbag Santa

Tell me what you want what you really, really want

Tell me what you want what you really, really want  Scumbag Santa