Scumbag Self Checkout

Trying to covertly buy condoms? Please wait for employee assistance

Trying to covertly buy condoms? Please wait for employee assistance  Scumbag Self Checkout

Please place item in the bagging area unexpected item in bagging area

Please place item in the bagging area unexpected item in bagging area  Scumbag Self Checkout

Go to self checkout to discreetly buy condoms *Please see attendant*

Go to self checkout to discreetly buy condoms *Please see attendant*  Scumbag Self Checkout

Exists to make sure you're not forced to socially interact. Malfunctions and requires assistance from attendant every time.

Exists to make sure you're not forced to socially interact. Malfunctions and requires assistance from attendant every time.  Scumbag Self Checkout

Barcode doesn't scan after two attempts? Please wait for cashier assistance

Barcode doesn't scan after two attempts? Please wait for 
cashier assistance  Scumbag Self Checkout

unexpected item in bagging area please remove item from bagging area removed help is on the way

unexpected item in bagging area please remove item from bagging area removed help is on the way  Scumbag Self Checkout

I see you're trying to buy condoms without anyone seeing let's get an attendant over here

I see you're trying to buy condoms without anyone seeing let's get an attendant over here  Scumbag Self Checkout

Please place your bag in the bagging area. Unexpected item in the bagging area.

Please place your bag in the bagging area. Unexpected item in the bagging area.  Scumbag Self Checkout

Purchasing helium balloon place item in bagging area. no items detected in bagging area

Purchasing helium balloon place item in bagging area. no items detected in bagging area  Scumbag Self Checkout

Welcome, please scan your first item. HAVE YOU SCANNED YOUR CLUB CARD?!?!?

Welcome, please scan your first item.
 HAVE YOU SCANNED YOUR CLUB CARD?!?!?  Scumbag Self Checkout