Scumbag Shakespeare

I think i'll make a love story! Every body dies

I think i'll make a love story! Every body dies  Scumbag Shakespeare

I think I'll make a love story Everybody dies

I think I'll make a love story Everybody dies   Scumbag Shakespeare

Writes play involving lots of action and killing Kills only happen offstage

Writes play involving lots of action and killing Kills only happen offstage  Scumbag Shakespeare

Is the central focus of high school English Basically writes in a different language

Is the central focus of high school English Basically writes in a different language  Scumbag Shakespeare

Promises Falstaff will return in Henry V Kills him off stage

Promises Falstaff will return in Henry V Kills him off stage  Scumbag Shakespeare

Creates a story centered around an unanswerable human question. Dooms undergraduate english students to failure in answering it.

Creates a story centered around an unanswerable human question. Dooms undergraduate english students to failure in answering it.  Scumbag Shakespeare

I think I'll write a love story Everybody dies

I think I'll write a love story Everybody dies  Scumbag Shakespeare

becomes most famous playwright ever no one understands a fucking word

becomes most famous playwright ever no one understands a fucking word  Scumbag Shakespeare

Creates feminist character "tamed"

Creates feminist character

Writes tragedies AND comedies Tragedies are funnier

Writes tragedies AND comedies Tragedies are funnier  Scumbag Shakespeare