Scumbag Smartphone

6 hours to charge 2 hours to discharge

6 hours to charge 2 hours to discharge  Scumbag Smartphone

Low battery and almost no signal Looks like it's time to update all your apps automatically

Low battery and almost no signal Looks like it's time to update all your apps automatically  Scumbag Smartphone

oh you just bought me? I'll be obsolete in two weeks.

oh you just bought me? I'll be obsolete in two weeks.  Scumbag Smartphone

Want to turn your ringer off? Allow me to play the song of my people.

Want to turn your ringer off? Allow me to play the song of my people.  Scumbag Smartphone

Portable access to infinite information Destroyer of an entire generation's attention span

Portable access to infinite information Destroyer of an entire generation's attention span  Scumbag Smartphone

Can store over 4000 songs Shuffles the same 5 songs over and over and over

Can store over 4000 songs Shuffles the same 5 songs over and over and over  Scumbag Smartphone

Misspells word by one letter Change whole word

Misspells word by one letter Change whole word  Scumbag Smartphone

Ringer on silent Alarm goes off full blast

Ringer on silent Alarm goes off full blast  Scumbag Smartphone

About to get girl's number Dies.

About to get girl's number Dies.  Scumbag Smartphone

Want to open your camera? Let me show you what's new on Facebook!

Want to open your camera? Let me show you what's new on Facebook!  Scumbag Smartphone