Scumbag Stomach

Class is too quiet? I shall play you the song of my people.

Class is too quiet? I shall play you the song of my people.  Scumbag Stomach

Needs to puke Gives you a 1 minute warning

Needs to 
puke Gives you a 1 minute warning  Scumbag Stomach

Full of hydrochloric acid Starts to hurt when you eat a donut

Full of hydrochloric acid Starts to hurt when you eat a donut  Scumbag Stomach

Knows i'm getting oral sex from boyfriend MAKES gross noises anyway

Knows i'm getting oral sex from boyfriend MAKES gross noises anyway  Scumbag Stomach

Teacher pauses DURING lecture to look over her notes MAKES LOUDEST GURGLING NOISE POSSIBLE

Teacher pauses DURING lecture to look over her notes MAKES LOUDEST GURGLING NOISE POSSIBLE  Scumbag Stomach

Didnt feed me any breakfast? let me make you feel sick so you cant eat the rest of the day either

Didnt feed me any breakfast? let me make you feel sick so you cant eat the rest of the day either  Scumbag Stomach

Doesn't growl Until test starts

Doesn't growl Until test starts  Scumbag Stomach

So you're stuck in an exam for 3 hours? Here, have some diarrhea

So you're stuck in an exam for 3 hours? Here, have some diarrhea  Scumbag Stomach

Lactose and Intolerant FUCKING LOVES ICE CREAM

Lactose and Intolerant FUCKING LOVES ICE CREAM  Scumbag Stomach

Makes hunger noises that sound like gas issues when sitting next to hot girl in class Silence the second class lets out

Makes hunger noises that sound like gas issues when sitting next to hot girl in class Silence the second class lets out  Scumbag Stomach