Scumbag Toddler

Asks for help filling his new squirt gun immediately blasts you in the face repeatedly

Asks for help filling his new squirt gun immediately blasts you in the face repeatedly  Scumbag Toddler

eats entire red crayon shit red mass. Parents panick. Emergency room visit. Doctor laughs.

eats entire red crayon shit red mass.
Parents panick.
Emergency room visit.
Doctor laughs.  Scumbag Toddler

finds daddy's "special balloon reserve" pokes holes in them with neat pin he found. new little sister.

finds daddy's

won't eat dinner from plate will eat same dinner from garbage can

won't eat dinner from plate will eat same dinner from garbage can  Scumbag Toddler

Wont let you hold the cup while they drink spills all over themselves and cries that they're wet

Wont let you hold the cup while they drink spills all over themselves and cries that they're wet  Scumbag Toddler

eats keys wont eat real food

eats keys wont eat real food  Scumbag Toddler

Wont let you hold the cup while you drink spills all over themselves and cries that they're wet

Wont let you hold the cup while you drink spills all over themselves and cries that they're wet  Scumbag Toddler

Promises he won't do it again Does it again

Promises he won't do it again Does it again  Scumbag Toddler

"If you buy me that candy bar I promise I'll be good." Translation: If you don't buy me the candy bar, I'll throw a huge fucking tantrum

plays a game called "hide the car keys"

plays a game called
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