Scumbag Uterus

Already not feeling well Here, have a period.

Already not feeling well Here, have a period.  Scumbag Uterus

Important occasion? Time for your period.

Important occasion? Time for your period.  Scumbag Uterus

Punishes you once a month for not getting pregnant

Punishes you once a month for not getting pregnant  Scumbag Uterus

Mild cramps for 4 days in a row period hasn't started yet

Mild cramps for 4 days in a row period hasn't started yet  Scumbag Uterus

So your husband's returning from a long business trip, and all you wanna do is rip off his clothes and devour him... I have a better idea.

So your husband's returning from a long business trip, and all you wanna do is rip off his clothes and devour him... I have a better idea.  Scumbag Uterus

you're stuck on the sofa with the flu? I'll send your period early to keep you company.

you're stuck on the sofa with the flu? I'll send your period early to keep you company.  Scumbag Uterus

2 weeks late bleeds all over pregnancy test

2 weeks late bleeds all over pregnancy test  Scumbag Uterus

you actually have a boyfriend this vday? I have a present for him.

you actually have a boyfriend this vday? I have a present for him.  Scumbag Uterus

Your long-distance girlfriend is finally visiting when neither of you have your period? Time you learned what a yeast infection feels like.

Your long-distance girlfriend is finally visiting when neither of you have your period? Time you learned what a yeast infection feels like.  Scumbag Uterus

You've calculated that you can afford a child? Let's have tripplets.

You've calculated that you can afford a child? Let's have tripplets.  Scumbag Uterus