Scumbag computer

I see you clicked a NSFW link on the library computer let's just freeze up for 30 seconds

I see you clicked a NSFW link on the library computer let's just freeze up for 30 seconds  Scumbag computer

Loads NSFW pages instantly Freezes when closing window

Loads NSFW pages instantly Freezes when closing window  Scumbag computer

Doesn't execute any commands. When it does, passive aggressively tries to exectute them all at once.

Doesn't execute any commands. When it does, passive aggressively tries to exectute them all at once.
  Scumbag computer

Try to End Task process Task Manager becomes unresponsive

Try to End Task process Task Manager becomes unresponsive
  Scumbag computer

entire screen freezes while you're trying to close porn, and your parents want to come into your room.

entire screen freezes while you're trying to close porn, and your parents want to come into your room.  Scumbag computer

pulls up nsfw quickly when boss is away freezes when he comes back

pulls up nsfw quickly when boss is away freezes when he comes back  Scumbag computer

plays commercials no problem lags actual video

plays commercials no problem lags actual video  Scumbag computer

wonder of modern technology only available with ms windows

wonder of modern technology only available with ms windows  Scumbag computer

Oh, you want to click on a link while I'm still loading the page? Here's an ad that will bump the page down and make you click on something else. That'll teach you.

Oh, you want to click on a link while I'm still loading the page? Here's an ad that will bump the page down and make you click on something else. That'll teach you.  Scumbag computer

Installation successful, with (1) error "Errors: installation failed"

Installation successful, with (1) error