Scumbag traffic light

Sees you're the only one on the road at 3am TURNS RED

Sees you're the only one on the road at 3am TURNS RED  Scumbag traffic light

No other cars around Makes you wait full cycle

No other cars around Makes you wait full cycle  Scumbag traffic light

Sees you're the only one on the road at 1am TURNS RED

Sees you're the only one on the road at 1am TURNS RED  Scumbag traffic light

time to spare? you may pass. running late? let me show you the color of my people.

time to spare?
you may pass. running late?
let me show you the color of my people.  Scumbag traffic light

stays yellow for a prolonged period of time turns red as youre about to pass

stays yellow for a prolonged period of time turns red as youre about to pass  Scumbag traffic light

Sees you approaching Skips yellow Turns red

Sees you approaching Skips yellow Turns red  Scumbag traffic light

turns yellow

turns yellow   Scumbag traffic light

Always red Unless you are hungry and have a sandwich with you

Always red Unless you are hungry and have a sandwich with you  Scumbag traffic light

"oh you start work in 2 minutes? and your workplace is just after this light?" Turns red

Turns red right before you get there No cross traffic

Turns red right before you get there No cross traffic  Scumbag traffic light