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i asked him why he was up so late he said he was pretending to be austrailian

i asked him why he was up so late he said he was pretending to be austrailian  Sexy redditor wife

Told him we are out of condoms "it's ok, the wi-fi is on"

Told him we are out of condoms

honey, want to go see a ballet? no, their feet are gross

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i asked if he wanted to use whip cream on me he said do you have a bowl of corn instead

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I asked him to come to bed he said "ok"

I asked him to come to bed he said

Told him I wanted a cat He gave me a pot and soil.

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i asked why my ipad was stuck in the bumper of our car he said "karma"

i asked why my ipad was stuck in the bumper of our car he said

I asked him to come to bed he told me to shove a 46 inch black dildo up my ass

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i asked why he doesn't open the car door for me he said he doesn't have gas

i asked why he doesn't open the car door for me he said he doesn't have gas  Sexy redditor wife