Shitty WaiterWaitress

Brings you the check Disappears for 20 minutes

Brings you the check Disappears for 20 minutes  Shitty WaiterWaitress

Insists she doesn't need to write down your order Screws up your order

Insists she doesn't need to write down your order Screws up your order  Shitty WaiterWaitress

Says, "Pardon my reach." Puts tit in your face while reaching across the table

Says,

Ask what dishes she recommends Suggests 2 most expensive dishes on menu

Ask what dishes she recommends Suggests 2 most expensive dishes on menu  Shitty WaiterWaitress

REFILLS YOUR DRINK WITHOUT ASKING CHARGES YOU

REFILLS YOUR DRINK WITHOUT ASKING CHARGES YOU   Shitty WaiterWaitress

Smiles when she takes your food back to the kitchen Tells the cook you're an asshole

Smiles when she takes your food back to the kitchen Tells the cook you're an asshole  Shitty WaiterWaitress

Always comes to ask "is everything OK for you?" while you're chewing

Always comes to ask

Sit around talking after food is eaten "Yea so you need the check!? We need this table for others."

Sit around talking after food is eaten

Shitty waiter. Can't believe you didn't tip.

Shitty waiter. Can't believe you didn't tip.  Shitty WaiterWaitress

Spills food on you Still gives you dirty looks

Spills food on you Still gives you dirty looks  Shitty WaiterWaitress
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