Skinhead John

How many problems do you have? 99.

How many problems do you have? 99.  Skinhead John

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me... do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me...  do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one  Skinhead John

You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right

You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right  Skinhead John

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!  Skinhead John

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are  Skinhead John

what's the big deal about bacon? netflix.com/bacon

what's the big deal about bacon? netflix.com/bacon  Skinhead John

My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective

My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective  Skinhead John

So I stepped out of the kitchen today...

So I stepped out of the kitchen today...   Skinhead John

Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.

Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.  Skinhead John

No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard

No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard  Skinhead John