Skyrim Guard

I used to be an adventurer like you until i was offered this job as city guard. it's a much more stable wage and less dangerous plus i get to spend more time with my family

I used to be an adventurer like you until i was offered this job as city guard. it's a much more stable wage and less dangerous plus i get to spend more time with my family  Skyrim Guard

you hit someone with a cabbage? you're going down, criminal scum. you blocked out the sun? Like I give a fuck.

you hit someone with a cabbage? you're going down, criminal scum. you blocked out the sun? Like I give a fuck.  Skyrim Guard

Is that fur, coming out of your ears!? I'm a Khajiit, you twit.

Is that fur, coming out of your ears!? I'm a Khajiit, you twit.  Skyrim Guard

I got to thinking... Maybe I don't have to study, and I just don't know it yet.

I got to thinking... Maybe I don't have to study, and I just don't know it yet.  Skyrim Guard

   Skyrim Guard

I used to Read sentences starting with "I used to" in a normal voice

I used to Read sentences starting with

no lollygagging

 no lollygagging  Skyrim Guard

I used to play Skyrim Then I took a patch to the knee

I used to play Skyrim Then I took a patch to the knee  Skyrim Guard

Kills Dragon Acts like you did it.

Kills Dragon Acts like you did it.  Skyrim Guard

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for an arrow to the knee.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for an arrow to the knee.  Skyrim Guard