Slutty Michele

“Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.” This is all I need.

“Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.”
 This is all I need.
  Slutty Michele

How to prepare For a dentist appointment (not for my teeth)

How to prepare For a dentist appointment (not for my teeth)  Slutty Michele

Women of Power <-- Me Gusta

Women of Power <-- Me Gusta  Slutty Michele

th th th llllllllllllllllllllllll theres a hair on my tounge

th th th llllllllllllllllllllllll theres a hair on my tounge  Slutty Michele

How to fail a Breathalyzer test

How to fail a Breathalyzer test  Slutty Michele

What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them, but not that corn dog.

What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them, but not that corn dog.  Slutty Michele

Eats corndog loses presidency

Eats corndog loses presidency  Slutty Michele

*realizes it's a corndog* Shits gonna get real

*realizes it's a corndog*  Shits gonna get real  Slutty Michele

Going to fix american economy One voter at a time

Going to fix american economy One voter at a time  Slutty Michele

Not sure if Redheaded or failed mix of blonde dye

Not sure if Redheaded or failed mix of blonde dye  Slutty Michele
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