Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

says doesnt care about karma beacuse he cant get any

says doesnt care about karma beacuse he cant get any  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

people think that i think that i look like a badass actually self conscious as fuck

people think that i think that i look like a badass actually  self conscious as fuck  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl i like starts flirting with me through text Oh sorry wrong number same name different girl

Girl i like starts flirting with me through text Oh sorry wrong number same name different girl  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get to first base from friendzone Can only think say "That was interesting"

Get to first base from friendzone Can only think say

Opens door for cute girl says thank you

Opens door for cute girl says thank you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl waves at you nope, someone behind you

hot girl waves at you nope, someone behind you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

calls boss and leaves successful voicemail boss calls back, watches phone go to voicemail

calls boss and leaves successful voicemail boss calls back, watches phone go to voicemail  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets phone calls on birthday lets it go to voicemail to avoid conversation

Gets phone calls on birthday lets it go to voicemail to avoid conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell funny story Change who said the punchline to someone else so people don't think you only tell stories about the funny thing you said.

Tell funny story Change who said the punchline to someone else so people don't think you only tell stories about the funny thing you said.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally invites a girl over for a movie starts reddit mobile app forget the girl and fall asleep

Finally invites a girl over for a movie starts reddit mobile app       forget the girl and fall asleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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