Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Neil Degrasse Tyson Amy's Baking Company

Neil Degrasse Tyson Amy's Baking Company  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to cute girl before a high jump event Boner knocks off bar.

Talks to cute girl before a high jump event Boner knocks off bar.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally met the girl of my dreams While i was dreaming

Finally met the girl of my dreams While i was dreaming  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has naturally stylable hair because hair is so oily it acts like it has hair gel in it

Has naturally stylable hair because hair is so oily it acts like it has hair gel in it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets out to open car door for girl on first date locks keys in car

gets out to open car door for girl on first date locks keys in car  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guy thinks girl next to me is my girl friend I say "I don't know who she is." He walks away with her.

Guy thinks girl next to me is my girl friend I say

Has a large penis Can't take a dump without it falling in the bowl water.

Has a large penis Can't take a dump without it falling in the bowl water.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"you reddit?" "Read it where?"

Made new friend and texts all day Then panics when she calls

Made new friend and texts all day Then panics when she calls   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited by 2 hot girls to sleep in same bed lies awake whole night from anxiety

Gets invited by 2 hot girls to sleep in same bed lies awake whole night from anxiety  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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