Socially Awkward Kvothe

Teacher tries to make an example out of you? Set him on fire.

Teacher tries to make an example out of you? Set him on fire.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Want to impress your teacher? Jump off a building.

Want to impress your teacher? Jump off a building.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Got expelled from the University At a younger age than most are allowed in.

Got expelled from the University At a younger age than most are allowed in.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Gets caught in a storm, endures pirates, gets shipwrecked, Still arrives earlier than expected.

Gets caught in a storm, endures pirates, gets shipwrecked, Still arrives earlier than expected.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Most beautiful girl on campus is half-naked in your room? Too busy, got books to read.

Most beautiful girl on campus is half-naked in your room? Too busy, got books to read.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

When the wind blows, I think of Kvothe.

When the wind blows, I think of Kvothe.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Can't afford a pen and paper for class? Memorize everything.

Can't afford a pen and paper for class? Memorize everything.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Still a virgin? Sleep with a sex fairy.

Still a virgin? Sleep with a sex fairy.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

String breaks during performance? Keep playing.

String breaks during performance? Keep playing.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

Everything he owns is stolen Pays for free shoes.

Everything he owns is stolen Pays for free shoes.  Socially Awkward Kvothe
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