Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I just had a garage sale the other day. How'd it go? I sold fifteen garages.

I just had a garage sale the other day. How'd it go? I sold fifteen garages.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Did you hear about that tornado in mexico? No. It killed millions. That's not funny. But it only hit one house

Did you hear about that tornado in mexico? No. It killed millions. That's not funny. But it only hit one house  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Lately, I've been thinking a lot about the Canary Islands. Planning a vacation there? No, planning on buying them.

Lately, I've been thinking a lot about the Canary Islands. Planning a vacation there? No, planning on buying them.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

True wealth is not comparing yourself to others..., Oh? but enjoying what you have. Especially when you have more than everyone else.

True wealth is not comparing yourself to others...,  Oh? but enjoying what you have.  Especially when you have more than everyone else.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Heb je mijn nieuwe iPad 2 al gezien? iPad 2? Heb je mijn nieuwe Windows Phone 7-besturingssysteem al gezien? Ja, en ik moet toegeven: het is een erg mooi besturingssysteem. En we hebben Xbox Live er naar toe gebracht! Wij hebben Game Center. Zo zo, eindel

Heb je mijn nieuwe iPad 2 al gezien? iPad 2? Heb je mijn nieuwe Windows Phone 7-besturingssysteem al gezien? Ja, en ik moet toegeven: het is een erg mooi besturingssysteem. En we hebben Xbox Live er naar toe gebracht! Wij hebben Game Center. Zo zo, eindel  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

MICROSOFT'S EMPLOYMENT POLICY SUCKS AT LEAST WE HAVE JOBS

MICROSOFT'S EMPLOYMENT POLICY SUCKS AT LEAST WE HAVE JOBS  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I had to quit my job at apple I'm very sick and can't work did you tell them "iQuit"? iWish you had cancer

I had to quit my 
job at apple  I'm very sick and can't work  did you tell them

You know how I said netbooks are cheap and not good at anything? Yeah. I fixed the cheap part.

You know how I said netbooks are cheap and not good at anything? Yeah. I fixed the cheap part.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Are you familiar with Winblows? It's something you give me after iMac your apples. Do tell

Are you familiar with Winblows? It's something you give me after iMac your apples. Do tell  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Remember Microsoft ME? Remember the Newton?

Remember Microsoft ME? Remember the Newton?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates