Super jesus

... and i can reign supreme over all mankind As long as you keep brainwashing your children into believing in me

... and i can reign supreme over all mankind As long as you keep brainwashing your children into believing in me   Super jesus

Your girl shouts out my name

Your girl shouts out my name  Super jesus

I Help Tebow Win football games starving african kids, not so much

I Help Tebow Win football games starving african kids, not so much  Super jesus

Savior of the Jews except for the years between 1938 and 1945

Savior of the Jews  except for the years between 1938 and 1945  Super jesus

Loves Tom Brady More than tim tebow

Loves Tom Brady More than tim tebow  Super jesus

I am all powerful. I can do anything! Except prevent wars, prevent murder of innocents, prevent genocide, feed children, answer prayers, be real, write a book that is not full of contradictions, tell christians to stfu, show people to be peaceful, appear

I am all powerful. I can do anything! Except prevent wars, prevent murder of innocents, prevent genocide, feed children, answer prayers, be real, write a book that is not full of contradictions, tell christians to stfu, show people to be peaceful, appear   Super jesus

I flew once.

 I flew once.  Super jesus

Deadliest Man Alive.

Deadliest Man Alive.  Super jesus

I can turn water into wine! If you drink it you go to hell!

I can turn water into wine! If you drink it you go to hell!  Super jesus

i can give you eternal life in paradise..... ... where there's no sex, alcohol, dancing or gambling.

i can give you eternal life in paradise..... ... where there's no sex, alcohol, dancing or gambling.  Super jesus
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