Teddy Roosevelt Troll

finishes an hour long speech after getting shot

finishes an hour long speech after getting shot  Teddy Roosevelt Troll

Could run for reelection goes big game hunting in africa

Could run for
 reelection goes big game hunting in 
africa  Teddy Roosevelt Troll

Once shot a bear in his pajamas How it got in there he has no idea

Once shot a bear in his pajamas How it got in there he has no idea  Teddy Roosevelt Troll

Plays mediocre urgot "U mad noobs?"

Plays mediocre urgot

Out of Horses Rides a moose

Out of Horses Rides a moose  Teddy Roosevelt Troll

Sees U.S. military struggling after Civil War Forms G.I. Joe to pick up the slack

Sees U.S. military struggling after Civil War Forms G.I. Joe to pick up the slack  Teddy Roosevelt Troll

Skinny dips in Potomac River In January

Skinny dips in Potomac River In January  Teddy Roosevelt Troll

take this survey for the beta you didn't participate in problem?

take this survey
for the beta you didn't participate in problem?  Teddy Roosevelt Troll

Smoked cigars to cure asthma at age 8

Smoked cigars to cure asthma at age 8  Teddy Roosevelt Troll

I busted all the trusts But they still trust us!

I busted all the trusts But they still trust us!  Teddy Roosevelt Troll