The Friendly Cashier

sees you arrange your groceries on the belt by catagory Respects that and bags them accordingly.

sees you arrange your groceries on the belt by catagory Respects that and bags them accordingly.  The Friendly Cashier

"ARE YA OPEN?" No, I stand here with a light on for fun.

*INVALID UPC* "Well, Must mean it's free"

*INVALID UPC*

"Your total is $6.66" "oh lord! here add this pack of gum!"

oh great a hundred dollar bill... I can't wait to hear about how you just printed it this morning

oh great a hundred dollar bill... I can't wait to hear about how you just printed it this morning  The Friendly Cashier

Cashier: " Paper or Plastic?" Customer: "Yes" So which is it bitch?

Cashier:

"I couldn't find no help in da store, e'rybody walked by me. ya need to fix it" Sure, because I am the manager. That's why I'm behind this cash register.

credit card swipe machine is in front of them hands you their card

credit card swipe machine is in front of them hands you their card  The Friendly Cashier

You're of Indian descent? Tell me again how you would like a discount.

You're of Indian descent? Tell me again how you would like a discount.  The Friendly Cashier

"Your total is $27.50 " Gets handed a bag of pennies

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