The Most Interesting Dog in the World

i dont always want to sit in your lap but when i do, i make sure to step directly on your balls.

i dont always want to sit in your lap but when i do, i make sure to step directly on your balls.  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

"I don't go out much. But when I do... I have a human bike me around. Stay furry my friends.

I don't always wake you up at 1 am barking Oh wait, yes I do.

I don't always wake you up at 1 am barking Oh wait, yes I do.  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always eat my own poop, but when I do, I throw it up on your couch

I don't always eat my own poop, but when I do, I throw it up on your couch  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always want attention but when i do, it's when you're busy working on midterms.

I don't always want attention but when i do, it's when you're busy working on midterms.  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I dont always shit on my walks but when i do, i make sure its at the most akward possible time

I dont always shit on my walks but when i do, i make sure its at the most akward possible time  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

i don't always lick my junk but when i do, its right before i give you a big kiss

i don't always lick my junk but when i do, its right before i give you a big kiss  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always go on car rides But when I do, I can't fucking stand up

I don't always go on car rides But when I do, I can't fucking stand up  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always want to go outside But when I do, I immediately want to come back inside

I don't always want to go outside But when I do, I immediately want to come back inside  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always want to go outside But when I do I want to come back inside a minute later

I don't always want to go outside But when I do I want to come back inside a minute later  The Most Interesting Dog in the World