The Smooth Canadian

i'm going to call you sugar maple tree because i would totally tap that, eh?

i'm going to call you sugar maple tree because i would totally tap that, eh?  The Smooth Canadian

i don't always think of something witty to say i'm sorry

i don't always think of something witty to say i'm sorry  The Smooth Canadian

the beaver is Canada's national symbol ...the animal is ok too

the beaver is Canada's national symbol ...the animal is ok too  The Smooth Canadian

how about after your period you hop on my zamboni, eh?

how about after your period you hop on my zamboni, eh?  The Smooth Canadian

Don't worry guys Canadian Night Owls've Got this

Don't worry guys Canadian Night Owls've Got this  The Smooth Canadian

I don't always bump into people But when I do, I say sorry

I don't always bump into people But when I do, I say sorry  The Smooth Canadian

You're ugly but you intrigue me

You're ugly but you intrigue me  The Smooth Canadian

Baby, you're like my own personal Alberta Oil Sands because no one else gets to drill that, eh?

Baby, you're like my own personal Alberta Oil Sands because no one else gets to drill that, eh?  The Smooth Canadian

I don't always call you a hoser but when I do, you should take off, eh?

I don't always call you a hoser but when I do, you should take off, eh?  The Smooth Canadian

IT doesn't always snow But when it does, I'm home

IT doesn't always snow But when it does, I'm home  The Smooth Canadian