The Snarky Twig

I'm laughing on the inside. You should try telling your jokes that way.

I'm laughing on the inside. You should try telling your jokes that way.  The Snarky Twig

If I put Mister in front of jackass would that make you feel better?

If I put Mister in front of jackass would that make you feel better?  The Snarky Twig

Divided by zero again have you?

Divided by zero again have you?  The Snarky Twig

The comic book store gets all of your money. World of warcraft takes all of your time. All that's left for me is your virginity.

The comic book store gets all of your money.
World of warcraft takes all of your time. All that's left for me  is your  virginity.  The Snarky Twig

1. I have short blonde hair 2. I have fair skin 3. I don't think you're a dickface Okay, now you tell two truths and a lie and I'll try and guess.

1.  I have short blonde hair
2.  I have fair skin
3.  I don't think you're a dickface Okay, now you tell two truths and a lie and I'll try and guess.  The Snarky Twig

If you quote that movie one more time you will have a "crotch that takes knee". "Knee" "Knee". see, I can say it t.... Oh God you've got a boner now.

If you quote that movie one more time you will have a

Milk, eggs, bread and some lunch meat. Yes, and a fucking shrubbery. I know, aisle 42, next to the tribbles and ninja turtles. Christ, i need a new boyfriend.

Milk, eggs, bread and some lunch meat. Yes, and a fucking shrubbery. I know, aisle 42, next to the tribbles and ninja turtles. Christ, i need a new boyfriend.  The Snarky Twig
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