captain kitty

We apologize for last night's crash landing Apparently Planes don't land on their feet

We apologize for last night's crash landing  Apparently Planes don't land on their feet  captain kitty

We may be experiencing a little turbulence Purrfectly safe

We may be experiencing a little turbulence Purrfectly safe  captain kitty

This is your catain speaking please no catnip during takeoff and landing.

This is your catain speaking please no catnip during takeoff and landing.  captain kitty

guys Get it off staboard side I hate it when I get splashed with cold water

guys Get it off staboard side I hate it when I get splashed with cold water  captain kitty

In the event of an emergency landing Place your head between your legs and lick your ass

In the event of an emergency landing Place your head between your legs and lick your ass  captain kitty

attention passengers you will notice the seatbelt light is now on nothing to be alarmed about but there will be some turbulence while the plane is purring

attention passengers you will notice the seatbelt light is now on nothing to be alarmed about but there will be some turbulence while the plane is purring  captain kitty
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