louis ck

Of course Christians have the right to believe whatever they want in an increasingly cynical Age. Of course... ...But maybe they deserve to be ridiculed for believing in a ridiculous 2000 year-old idea that nobody has been able to prove.

Of course Christians have the right to believe whatever they want in an increasingly cynical Age. Of course... ...But maybe they deserve to be ridiculed for believing in a ridiculous 2000 year-old idea that nobody has been able to prove.  louis ck

Pussy takes time, there's a formula! It's Pussy + Time over Income squared

Pussy takes time, there's a formula!  It's Pussy + Time over Income squared  louis ck

the meal is not over when i am full the meal is over when i hate myself

the meal is not over when i am full the meal is over when i hate myself  louis ck

Of course if you're fighting for your country and you get shot or hurt it's a terrible tragedy. Of course, of course... But maybe if you pick up a gun and go to another country it's not that weird. Maybe if you get shot by the dude you were just shooting

Of course if you're fighting for your country and you get shot or hurt it's a terrible tragedy. Of course, of course... But maybe if you pick up a gun and go to another country it's not that weird. Maybe if you get shot by the dude you were just shooting   louis ck

"I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them...They're just my beliefs...they make me feel good about who i am. But if they get in the way of a thing I want, like i wanna jack off or something, i just do that."

You get a thing in the mail that says your phone's different and your mortgage is another company now -WHAT?! I don't get it! ...and you're walking to work like 'uh, why do I even bother and-' AH SHIT! God DAMN IT! THERE'S ALWAYS FUCKING CHEETAHS AT THE T

You get a thing in the mail that says your phone's different and your mortgage is another company now -WHAT?! I don't get it! ...and you're walking to work like 'uh, why do I even bother and-' AH SHIT! God DAMN IT! THERE'S ALWAYS FUCKING CHEETAHS AT THE T  louis ck

i am not done redditing when i am out of blue links i am done redditing when i hate myself

i am not done redditing when i am out of blue links i am done redditing when i hate myself  louis ck

i took a dump so big That arabs and jews get along now

i took a dump so big That arabs and jews get along now  louis ck

Of course it's terrible when somebody insults your mother, of course. nobody likes that, of course... ...But maybe, just maybe, your mom's a fat whore and the bitch totally had it coming.

Of course it's terrible when somebody insults your mother, of course. nobody likes that, of course... ...But maybe, just maybe, your mom's a fat whore and the bitch totally had it coming.  louis ck
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