You want me to put the tip in? ok, I have a couple of bucks

You want me to put the tip in? ok, I have a couple 
of bucks - You want me to put the tip in? ok, I have a couple 
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Do I need a hand with that? Na, thanks for telling me though.

Do I need a hand with that? Na, thanks for telling me though.

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.

Her:"I'm so wet right now!" Me:"You can come to my house... I have a towel you can borrow."

Her:

i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore

i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar

go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar

It's cold over here can I come under your covers It's about the same temperature here

It's cold over here can I come under your covers It's about the same temperature here

let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there

let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there

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