Always remove hawaiian shirt before passing out

Always remove hawaiian shirt before passing out - Always remove hawaiian shirt before passing out  Douchebag Dower

Wears cargo shorts to keep smelling salts for sex

Wears cargo shorts to keep smelling salts for sex

Always remove hawaiian shirt before passing out

Always remove hawaiian shirt before passing out

If there was another Dower He'd hump the sleeping one

If there was another             Dower He'd hump the sleeping one

Says he needs to get a haircut gets same haircut.

Says he needs to get a haircut gets same haircut.

Fell asleep trying to answer the riddle How many un-used condoms can my cargo shorts hold?

Fell asleep trying to answer the riddle How many un-used condoms can my cargo shorts hold?

Comes to visit you in Ohio Su-Su-su-su slumberdick!

Comes to visit       you                  in Ohio Su-Su-su-su
slumberdick!

Comes to visit you in Ohio Leaves abruptly one night for a job interview He's all tuckered out from not getting laid!

Comes to visit       you                  in Ohio Leaves abruptly one night for a job interview
He's all tuckered out from not getting laid!

"I Came to Party" Sleeps

Grew up in wealthy white suburb Wears an "Ice Cube" T-shirt around other white guys.

Grew up in wealthy white suburb Wears an

Comes to visit you in Ohio wet dreams of jimmy buffet

Comes to visit       you                  in Ohio wet dreams of jimmy buffet

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