"thou shall not commit adultery" fucks joseph's wife

Kills thousands of Egyptians to free his chosen people from the horrors of slavery Later Gives instructions to his chosen people allowing them to own slaves

Kills thousands of Egyptians to free his chosen people from the horrors of slavery Later Gives instructions to his chosen people allowing them to own slaves

you have free will, worship me or burn in hell also i predetermine whether or not you worship me, so fuck you

you have free will, worship me or burn in hell also i predetermine whether or not you worship me, so fuck you

makes pride one of the seven deadly sins sends you to hell if you don't worship him

makes pride one of the seven deadly sins sends you to hell if you don't worship him

Does nothing about imprisoned teenage girls for 10 years takes all the praise when they are rescued

Does nothing about imprisoned teenage girls for 10 years  takes all the praise when they are rescued

Decides to cure AIDS at the same time scientists did

Decides to cure AIDS at the same time scientists did

disobeyed by 2 people blames everyone who will ever exist

disobeyed by 2 people blames everyone who will ever exist

Hears prayers about sending aid to Africa Gives them plenty of aids

Hears prayers about sending aid to Africa Gives them plenty of aids

Creates people who don't believe in him gets angry at people who don't believe in him

Creates people who don't believe in him gets angry at people who don't believe in him

Gay marriage banned in Oklahoma Lol, have some tornados anyways

Gay marriage banned in Oklahoma Lol, have some tornados anyways

Destroys a sinful world in a huge flood then allows an identical world to develop after the flood

Destroys a sinful world in a huge flood then allows an identical world to develop after the flood

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