What? Timmy fell down the well? I wonder why...

What?

Timmy fell down
the well? I wonder why... - What?

Timmy fell down
the well? I wonder why...  Insanity puppy

Previous owner hit me with a newspaper once... once

Previous owner hit 
me with a 
newspaper once... once

He wouldn't take me for a walk Now he'll never walk again

He wouldn't take me for a walk



 

Now he'll never walk again

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB... HAD

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB... HAD

Owner had me neutered and had the audacity to throw me a ball I fetched his balls

Owner had me neutered and had the audacity to throw me a ball I fetched his balls

I love kids with ketchup!

I love kids with ketchup!

It wasn't curiosity that killed the cat

It wasn't curiosity 
that killed the cat

Owner pushed me off the couch... I pushed him off the balcony.

Owner pushed me
off the couch... I pushed him off the balcony.

owner spanked me for digging in yard was digging his grave

owner spanked me for digging in yard was digging his grave

I'm not trapped in this cage with you you're trapped in here with me.

I'm not trapped in this cage with you
 you're trapped in here with me.

Needs a new chew toy Picks your trachea

Needs a new chew toy Picks your trachea

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