Shaves pubes Leaves them on the toilet seat

Shaves pubes Leaves them on the toilet seat - Shaves pubes Leaves them on the toilet seat  College roommate

Sees you skyping girlfriend decides to be loud as fuck with friends

Sees you skyping girlfriend decides to be loud as fuck with friends

Makes a giant feast of a meal just for himself doesnt clean up a damn thing

Makes a giant feast of a meal just for himself doesnt clean up a damn thing

Shaves pubes Leaves them on the toilet seat

Shaves pubes Leaves them on the toilet seat

Brings a girl home when youre out has sex with her in your bed

Brings a girl home when youre out has sex with her in your bed

"I'll buy the next case" Never buys the next case

"Oh, I see you're playing video games." walks in front of screen

Knows your on the phone with your parents curses louder and twice as much

Knows your on the phone with your parents curses louder and twice as much

69 degrees outside turns heat to 72 degrees

69 degrees outside turns heat to 72 degrees

No, I can't I'm Going to CHemFree

No, I can't I'm Going to CHemFree

You pull out homework I'll pull out my instruments of distraction

You pull out homework I'll pull out my instruments of distraction

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