-    Jasmine

he took you to a whole new world? Bitch, get back in the kitchen and make me a whole new sandwich

he took you to a whole new world? Bitch, get back in the kitchen and make me a whole new sandwich

Anal just isn't doing it for me anymore

 Anal just isn't doing it for me anymore

does the flying carpet match the drapes?

does the flying carpet match the drapes?

I found your labia. They are stuck to my hat. Caption 2 goes here

I found your labia.  They are stuck to my hat. Caption 2 goes here

forget the lube going raw

forget the lube going raw

"heres a sandwhich" I SAID A DOLLAR BITCH!

i didnt have sex with him! i just gave him a blowjob

i didnt have sex with him! i just gave him a blowjob

Not wearing a Burka? You Whore!

Not wearing a Burka? You Whore!

has anyone ever told you that you look like Brian Blessed?

 has anyone ever told you that you look like Brian Blessed?

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