guys Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.

guys Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.
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guys Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.

guys Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.

Gentlemen Avoid arguments with the girlfriend about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.

Gentlemen Avoid arguments with the girlfriend about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.

Ladies APPLY red nail varnish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.

Ladies APPLY red nail varnish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.

George Lucas Make Star Wars good again by removing any changes you've made since 1983

George Lucas Make Star Wars good again by removing any changes you've made since 1983

Dolly Parton jolene may indeed have beauty beyond compare but you have massive tits

Dolly Parton jolene may indeed have beauty beyond compare but you have massive tits

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know

No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off

No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off

Ladies An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Ladies An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Dwarves fun size mars bars will give you a brief sense of what living in a normal sized body feels like

Dwarves fun size mars bars  will give you a brief sense of what living in a normal sized body feels like

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guys I'm not a fucking link for twitter, so stop cliking on me.

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