About to have sex bleeds

About to have sex bleeds - About to have sex bleeds  Scumbag nose

Refuses to give up any mucus when blown runs constantly

Refuses to give up any mucus when blown runs constantly

About to have sex bleeds

About to have sex bleeds

Goes all day without sneezing Waits until mouth is full of food

Goes all day without sneezing Waits until mouth is full of food

Is stuffed up Still runny.

Is stuffed up Still runny.

Sees you holding in a fart sneezes

Sees you holding in a fart sneezes

Runs when you don't have any tissue on you Doesn't run at all when you have tissue

Runs when you don't have any tissue on you Doesn't run at all when you have tissue

Hey bro noticed you're stuck taking a test here, have the worst runny nose of your life

Hey bro noticed you're stuck taking a test  here, have the worst runny nose of your life

Oh, you are ready to leave for school? Wait. I just want to start bleeding for no apparent reason

Oh, you are ready to leave for school? Wait. I just want to start bleeding for no apparent reason

Starts whistling when you're about to fall asleep

Starts whistling when you're about to fall asleep

has millions of olfactory receptors can only smell weed and shit

has millions of olfactory receptors can only smell weed and shit

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