able to slay dragons and scale mountains can hardly walk up the stairs in my own house

able to slay dragons and scale mountains can hardly walk up the stairs in my own house - able to slay dragons and scale mountains can hardly walk up the stairs in my own house  Scumbag low lvl Dovahkiin

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tough battle eat 30 apples mid-fight

tough battle eat 30 apples mid-fight

Steals a basket, becomes wanted man steals a farmer's entire harvest, no problem

Steals a basket, becomes wanted man steals a farmer's entire harvest, no problem

Saves entire town from rampaging dragon "Go cast your fancy magic somewhere else."

Saves entire town from rampaging dragon

Kill Dragon: 500 Gold! Deliver a letter: 500 Gold

Kill Dragon: 500 Gold! Deliver a letter: 500 Gold

Sees entire wall of dragon language Memorizes One word

Sees entire wall of dragon language Memorizes 
One word

Broom falls over and hits you: Take damage Walk through hearth fire in house: Not a single fuck given.

Broom falls over and hits you: Take damage Walk through hearth fire in house: Not a single fuck given.

Savior of skyrim Goes to jail for killing a chicken

Savior of skyrim Goes to jail for killing a chicken

Do you know Who the fuck I am?

Do you know Who the fuck I am?

Slays Dragon No Problem dies to a bear

Slays Dragon No Problem dies to a bear

"What have you got for sale?" Sells all of his own shit

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