Scumbag Santa Only gives expensive toys to wealthy kids

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Enjoys the view of Africa As he flies over it

Enjoys the view of Africa As he flies over it

Scumbag Santa Only gives expensive toys to wealthy kids

Scumbag Santa Only gives expensive toys to wealthy kids

Elves make all the gifts Only his name goes on the present

Elves make all the gifts Only his name goes on the present

works one day a year spends the rest of the year judging you

works one day a year spends the rest of the year judging you

Takes Credit for all the presents your parents buy

Takes Credit for all the presents your parents buy

the holidays are about: upvotes, naked chicks, confession bears

the holidays are about: upvotes, naked chicks, confession bears

Knows where all the bad girls live keeps it to himself

Knows where all the bad girls live keeps it to himself

Gives presents to kids all over the world Skips Jews

Gives presents to kids all over the world Skips Jews

Doesn't exist Still eats your cookies and milk

Doesn't exist Still eats your cookies and milk

Tell me what you want what you really, really want

Tell me what you want what you really, really want
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