I'm sexy and I know it

 I'm sexy and I know it -  I'm sexy and I know it  Fatcat

What did you get for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.

What did you get for Christmas?  Fat. I got fat.

i'm fat Fuck off

i'm fat Fuck off

I'm sexy and I know it

 I'm sexy and I know it

I can clog the toilet without toilet paper

I can clog the toilet without toilet paper

I can has Skinny hot chokolit wiv creeeeeeeeeeeem

I can has
Skinny hot chokolit wiv creeeeeeeeeeeem

I smell tuna

 I smell tuna

Too FAT Can't reach keyboard

Too FAT Can't reach keyboard

I was yelled at for scratching the couch Now I can't stop shoving cat chow in my face

I was yelled at for scratching the couch Now I can't stop shoving cat chow in my face

Corporate Fatcat is in love wit a stripper

Corporate Fatcat is in love wit a stripper

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