Got a bitch pregnant Made her raise his son while he sat in heaven

Got a bitch pregnant Made her raise his son while he sat in heaven - Got a bitch pregnant Made her raise his son while he sat in heaven  Scumbag God is an SBF

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has power to end world hunger watches you masturbate instead

has power to end world hunger watches you masturbate instead

Makes the rule that "Thou shalt not kill" Orders people to kill others if they don't follow his rules

Makes the rule that

Gets all the credit for your sexual performance

Gets all the credit for your sexual performance

preaches forgiveness loses his shit over an apple

preaches forgiveness loses his shit over an apple

You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves But slice part of your Dick off LOL

You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves But slice part of your Dick off LOL

describes humans as his most perfect creation puts hair on their buttholes

describes humans as his most perfect creation puts hair on their buttholes

Israelites, in my wisdom and love I have freed you from slavery but I forgot to reserve unsettled land for you. So here is a list of ethnic cleansing missions. Spare no one.

Israelites, in my wisdom and love 
I have freed you from slavery but I forgot to reserve unsettled 
land for you. So here is a list of 
ethnic cleansing missions.
 Spare no one.

Makes you right-handed Makes your right hand a claw and your left hand normal

Makes you right-handed Makes your right hand a claw and your left hand normal

Loves all of his children lets japan get nuked

Loves all of his children lets japan get nuked

And God so hated the world that he sent his only son to make false promises so people would waste their lives denying reality, waging wars and believing in a non-existent after life.

And God so hated the world
that he sent his only son
to make false promises so people would waste their lives
denying reality, waging wars and believing in a non-existent after life.
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