Spent match can start a house fire takes 2 boxes of matches, a week's worth of newspapers and a metric shitton of kindling to light a fire on purpose

Spent match can start a house fire takes 2 boxes of matches, a week's worth of newspapers and a metric shitton of kindling to light a fire on purpose - Spent match can start a house fire takes 2 boxes of matches, a week's worth of newspapers and a metric shitton of kindling to light a fire on purpose  Scumbag Fire

Spent match can start a house fire takes 2 boxes of matches, a week's worth of newspapers and a metric shitton of kindling to light a fire on purpose

Spent match can start a house fire takes 2 boxes of matches, a week's worth of newspapers and a metric shitton of kindling to light a fire on purpose

Hottest thing on earth can't burn a ball cap

Hottest thing on earth can't burn a ball cap

Burns People

Burns People

Keeps you nice and warm Also kills you

Keeps you nice and warm Also kills you

"why don't you try roasting marshmellows?" Burns them

Is smoking Always in the direction you sit...Always

Is smoking Always in the direction you sit...Always

Driveway full of dead leaves doused in gasoline Instant chaos

Driveway full of dead leaves doused in gasoline Instant chaos

Takes hours of rubbing sticks to make a campfire One cigarette burns down the forrest

Takes hours of rubbing sticks to make a campfire One cigarette burns down the forrest

Produces deadly Carbon Monoxide Gas Only source of heat.

Produces deadly Carbon Monoxide Gas Only source of heat.

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