Professor Oak says "Who needs Viagra when you could have a Metapod"

Professor Oak says

Pidgey fainted still can fly with a 10-year-old kid on his back

Pidgey fainted still can fly with a 10-year-old kid on his back

Treat your pokemon with care and compassion if you can't catch one, paralyze and poison it

Treat your pokemon with care and compassion if you can't catch one, paralyze and poison it

It is physically impossible to run without these shoes

It is physically impossible to run without these shoes

Punch a Clefairy as hard as you can Fall in love

Punch a Clefairy as hard as you can Fall in love

If you haven't seen a pokemon that you want You cannot ask for one on the gts

If you haven't seen a pokemon that you want You cannot ask for one on the gts

What's my grandson's name again?? Oh right, dickface

What's my grandson's name again?? Oh right, dickface

savagely attack a strangers pokemon and take their money

savagely attack a strangers pokemon and take their money

welcome to the world of pokemon we have no government or military and our entire economy is based on children duelling each other in gym-based combat.

welcome to the world of pokemon we have no government or military and our entire economy is based on children duelling each other in gym-based combat.

has the only remaining Squirtle, bulbasaur, and charmander in kanto leaves one on his desk for eternity

has the only remaining Squirtle, bulbasaur, and charmander in kanto leaves one on his desk for eternity

birds, beasts, dragons genderless rocks, candles, garbage gender specific

birds, beasts, dragons
genderless rocks, candles, garbage
gender specific

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