You have a urinary tract infection? take some nyquil.

You have a urinary tract infection? take some nyquil. - You have a urinary tract infection? take some nyquil.  Unhelpful School Nurse

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Having severe abdominal pain Gives you 2 tums

Having severe abdominal pain Gives you 2 tums

Welcome to wardenburg You're fine. gtfo.

Welcome to wardenburg You're fine. gtfo.

I do battle with the Angel of Death 40 hours a week What do you do for a living?

I do battle with the Angel of Death 40 hours a week What do you do for a living?

I can't fix stupid

 I can't fix stupid

Welcome to the ER You're fine. gtfo.

Welcome to the ER You're fine. gtfo.

Your whole family died while attempting to ford the river and now you have dysentery? MOTRIN

Your whole family died while attempting to ford the river and now you have dysentery?  MOTRIN

Put ice on it put ice on everything

Put ice on it put ice on everything

Broken arm Tums

Broken arm  Tums

Has M.S.N. Still administers oxygen at 2 l/min via non-rebreather

Has M.S.N. Still administers oxygen at 2 l/min via non-rebreather

unless you're here to use the bathroom Get out

unless you're here to use the bathroom Get out
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