spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting "om nom nom"

spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting

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he spends $59.95 on groceries at walmart every week the fridge is always empty

he spends $59.95 on groceries at walmart every week the fridge is always empty

i asked him what he wanted to drink he said hitler did nothing wrong

i asked him what he wanted to drink he said hitler did nothing wrong

I told him we're out of toothpaste He said maybe you are

I told him we're out of toothpaste He said maybe you are

"It's late. Why won't you come to bed?" "Can't sleep, the British are coming!"

I asked him to ride me He told me I wasn't a whale shark

I asked him to ride me  He told me I wasn't a whale shark

i asked him if he still loved me he did a backflip

i asked him if he still loved me he did a backflip

I ASKED HIM IF I'M PRETTY. "IT DEPENDS WHICH COUNTRY YOU'RE IN"

I ASKED HIM IF I'M PRETTY.

asked him to get me wrinkle cream he came on my face

asked him to get me wrinkle cream he came on my face

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Maybe if you weren't dressed in an 8 year-old's pajamas"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

i told him i'd be a tiger in bed tonight he said i wasnt rare enough

i told him i'd be a tiger in bed tonight he said i wasnt rare enough
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